Mamacita says: There were times when “I’m late” meant something completely different. 1. I finally figured out the main reason I hate most rap: I can’t stand “near rhymes.” 2. I’m putting up my Christmas tree, which always gives me … Continue reading
Mamacita says: I gave all my fat pants away on FreeCycle. The lady woman who picked them up wanted to look in my closet for matching shirts. FreeCycle is a great thing, but some of the people on there? Unbelievable. … Continue reading
Mamacita says: Bonus points if you know the source of the title. It’s one of my favorites! Perhaps it’s just because I’m a humorless old woman with no life, but I honestly do think that deciding to sleep in on … Continue reading
Mamacita says: Sometimes, the exhaustion kind of catches up with me, and I don’t really sleep, as such. I lie in my bed in a kind of coma, disturbed by nothing, hearing nothing, barely moving (so I’ve been told) until … Continue reading