Mean ol’ Miz Roberts, in seventh grade, made us all memorize this poem.  I still know it by heart.

Thank you, Miz Roberts.

I am Mamacita. Accept no substitutes!

Hitting the fan like no one else can...

Jane Byers Goodwin
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