December 24, 2010 – 8:21 pm
Mamacita says: There are, of course Twelve Actual Rules of Christmas, according to the law, and in case you don’t know what they are and have intentions of storming the school or business that’s maliciously ignoring your rights as a Christian/Jew/Catholic/Protestant/Wiccan/Pagan/Atheist/Order of Elfland/Kisser of Mother Earth’s Backside, etc, perhaps y’all should take a glance at [...]
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December 9, 2010 – 1:02 am
Mamacita says: Let’s talk about simple, basic, seasonal etiquette. Where is it? I will never understand why some people feel they have to be so defensive and hostile all the time. These people whine “insensitivity” but the truth is, THEY are the ones who are insensitive. This time of year, in particular, one reads article [...]
By Jane Goodwin
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December 5, 2010 – 2:28 am
I’m running this again because that house down the road has put up those depressing blue lights again. Mamacita says: A house down the road from us has deep blue lights festooning its shrubberies, hanging from the eaves, and framing the windows. Their tree is white and covered with blue lights. It’s a beautiful blue [...]
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November 25, 2010 – 12:05 am
. . . and use it all the days of your life. Thanksgiving isn’t really just one day, you know. It’s just the one day wherein we are all reminded that EVERY day is a day of thanksgiving in one way or another. Some people consider this official Thanksgiving Day to be politically incorrect, but [...]
By Jane Goodwin
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November 2, 2010 – 10:01 pm
Mamacita says: Don’t tell anybody, but I’m only pretending to be upset that all the stores are getting ready for Christmas. Yes, it’s too early. Yes, Thanksgiving really does deserve some undivided attention. Etc. The fact is, I love Christmas, and even more than Christmas, I love preparing for Christmas. This entails far more than [...]
By Jane Goodwin
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October 31, 2010 – 11:32 am
Mamacita says: “Great Scott!” Halloween has been and gone but it’s still THAT SEASON, which means many things, one of which is that I have a giant bowl half-filled with Tootsie Roll Pops and Hershey bars on my coffee table, and another of which is that I am once again compelled to obsess over my [...]
By Jane Goodwin
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I have no sense of feng shui. I wish I did. Sometimes I pretend I do, but I’m always found out by people who really do have it. Ask my sisters. I’ve always thought that a person’s home should represent that person. Perhaps I have carried this a bit too far in the decor (heh) [...]
By Jane Goodwin
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Mamacita says: Sunday is Independence Day! And, if you do not believe in that, then, Sunday is the Fourth of July. Deny it if you will, but you will be wrong. You have a fourth of July. Everybody has a fourth of July. It’s right there between the third and the fifth, so none of [...]
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Mamacita says: I own a pair of gardening gloves. Really, I do. I bought them after the ripping-poison-ivy-out-with-cloth-gloves-and-getting-resin-all-over-my-hands incident of a few weeks ago. They’re very pretty, and still in the package. The thing is, I don’t schedule my ventures into the savannah that is my yard. I start ripping into the weeds at random [...]
By Jane Goodwin
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Mamacita says: Some of this was first posted on June 30, 2007, but my opinion hasn’t changed since then, and I’ve added a few more opinionated Mamacita-isms. Are you surprised? I didn’t think you would be. “No two people are alike, and both of them are damn glad of it.” That’s a quotation; that’s not [...]
By Jane Goodwin
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