Things Nice People Already Know: Elevator Etiquette

Mamacita says:  When the elevator door opens, dear ones, don’t make a mad dash for it.  Wait until the people who are already on there get off, before you try to enter.  Don’t stand directly in front of the elevator … Continue reading

Please Don't Let Your Dog Hump My Leg; I Find It Disgusting

I’m actually allergic to dog dander, and bird dander. (the bird dander horror story will come later.) Whenever I visit someone who has a dog, the dog is as attracted to me as a paperclip is to a magnet. It’s … Continue reading