Education: Step Away From the TV
Mamacita says: Sometimes I feel like several different people when I talk or think about education. Most of me can’t even begin to comprehend how anyone could not want to learn as much as possible, every passing moment. Some of me can understand how a person can be too exhausted from the labor and stress of a typical day to even think about thinking. And all of me wonders how people who hate everything about learning can remember to breathe. Education is too important. How can a person be too tired to live properly in the universe?
I write about connections all the time. Once a person of any age – and it can start in infancy – learns that everything in existence and out of it is connected, the learning will never end. Things like nursery rhymes (which were not intended for small children, but that’s another topic.) connect to adult literature and history and sociology. Did you really think Humpty Dumpty was an egg? I’ve had students who didn’t know a single nursery rhyme, which makes me despise their parents, but that’s another topic, too. (They were not in the top class, by the way. Or the average class. Far from it.) Connections.
Fairy tales (also never intended for small children) are also a wonderful connection to modern literature, history, and many other topics. (Not the Disney versions – the real ones.) Connections.
As for mythology. . . . well, connecting the dots from mythology to science to literature to music to poetry to everything else will give you great works of art, not just a hen and chicks, when you stop and take a good close look at the picture you’ve made by connecting. Almost everything in the night sky is named for a mythological character, as are most of NASA’s spaceships and a great deal of scientific vocabulary. Oh, and a great deal of every other kind of vocabulary, too. Connections.
I know there are people who care nothing for learning. They come home from work and sit in front of the TV and cherish their mindless, effortless evenings. It’s beyond my comprehension. I’m so sorry for their children – the children who will come to school with no connectable schema – no prior knowledge. It’s hard to learn anything without something to tie it to. Shame on these parents.
Educators owe it to the universe to try harder with these poor neglected children, to give them a base on which they can start making the connections necessary to become a learner – an educated person who is curious about the world and never stops trying to find out “why.”
Placid contentment is a good thing only if you’re a cow.
10 Things I Care Absolutely Nothing For
Mamacita says: 10 things I care absolutely nothing for might seem like a negative topic, but it’s actually quite therapeutic. Almost like a purge.
1. The Kardashians. Honestly, if there was never another word or picture of a Kardashian or anything connected to them, it would make no difference whatsoever to me. Then again, maybe it would be a tremendous relief. I pay no attention. They are talentless tarty gits with a good agent.
2. Other people’s dinner. Unless you’re having something really off-the-wall, or your guest left a water bottle on the Downton Abbey mantel, it’s just dinner.
3. Anything Duck Dynasty. Those guys are disgusting. I do not care overly much about people who are jerks.
4. Anything even remotely connected to Honey Boo Boo, and especially not if it has anything to do with her mother or her repulsive sisters. See above.
5. Bridezillas. Seriously? Why would any self-respecting person be interested in marrying a grown person who behaves like this and drops that kind of money on a dress she’ll wear once? Dump these idiots before it’s too late.
6. Jennifer Aniston’s bikini body. Let the woman alone.
7. Actually, anybody’s bikini body. Most bodies are not compatible with a bikini, so don’t try to tell me otherwise. I’ve seen bodies that are NOT beautiful. If yours is, congratulations – well done. I still don’t care.
8. Celebrity pregnancy. None of my business.
9. Anything school-related that doesn’t directly benefit the students. If you want wall art or a company car or a restaurant meal or expensive carpet, buy it yourself.
10. I can’t offhand think of a #10, but I don’t care.
Let’s Start School During the Hottest Days of August!
Mamacita says: School has started now for most public school students. If someone could give me a sound, logical reason for starting school during the Dog Days of August, I’d love to hear it. A reason that had nothing whatsoever to do with money, that is. People used to vacation in August, but now, if they have kids, that’s out of the question unless they’re THOSE parents who pull their kids out of school for trips to Disney World and Cancun and demand lists of “everything you’ll be doing while we’re on the beach.” But I digress.
School used to start the first Monday after Labor Day, and it was much more sensible. It was still terribly hot, but the cooler weather was just around the corner instead of a month or more away.
I’ve taught in buildings that had no air conditioning. Those August days turned classrooms into saunas. The windows were nailed shut so there was no chance of a cross breeze, and after the second day of school I stopped at K-Mart and bought a box fan. Positioned kind of cater-cornered, most of the students could sort of feel the air move a little bit. I’d have bought another fan to aim at me but did I mention that I was a teacher? I couldn’t justify the expense, and if I had been able to buy another fan I couldn’t have aimed it at myself, anyway. I would have aimed it at the students. My sweating, panting students who tried their best but just couldn’t concentrate on pronouns when their flesh was melting and slipping off like tomato skin.
Even with air conditioning, crowded classrooms are still too hot and muggy in August. How many administrators would put up with the working conditions they submit their teachers and students to? I’ve never been in an administrator’s office that wasn’t cool and uncluttered.
Start of the school year? I vote for the Monday after Labor Day. How about you?
And I meant it when I said that if you had a really good, legitimate, logical reason for WANTING to start school on July 28 or August 4, I’d love to hear it. Convince me.
Then again, my college doesn’t begin until August 25, about which I can only say WELL PLANNED, higher ed. Now, let’s get lower ed back on track.
P.S. Dog Days. Harry Potter. Whatever could the connection BEEEEE?






