Mamacita says:  The owner of Bruester’s Ice Cream, formerly the greatest ice cream shoppe in the universe, discontinued Chocolate Pecan, which was the only reason I ever went there in the first place.  As far as I am concerned, then, Bruester’s is now the worst ice cream shoppe in the universe.  Officially.

No more Chocolate Pecan?  I therefore and henceforth no longer have any reason to give Bruester’s Ice Cream any of my money.  They don’t need me, and they won’t miss me, but I’ll sure miss Chocolate Pecan.

Oh, it’ll be there as an “occasional” flavor, the embarrassed little high school girl at the window told me, but I don’t stop at an ice cream shoppe according to calendar dates; I stop when the mood hits me.  If Chocolate Pecan isn’t going to be there every time, I won’t stop at all.  They tried to sell me on some other flavors, but those I can get anywhere, and a lot cheaper, too.

Also?  I have a message for the owner of Bruester’s Ice Cream in Bloomington:  I hate your ASS FACE!

Childishly yours,

–Mamacita

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