Yeah, well, not much happens here, Mamacita says.
And people in these parts do tend to make a humongous big deal when something does.
We passed by this field on the way to town today, and both sides of the narrow country road were filled with cars and gaping tourists. Go figure.
The tornado passing over us last night had nothing to do with it, I’m sure. Completely coincidental.
Bear in mind that this is a community that has at least one UFO sighting per week. This one time at band camp a woman called the police and reported that her trailer was shaking and she was sure it was the aliens.
Honestly, the police log here is more interesting than the National Enquirer.