We just got home from seeing “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian,” and I have this to say about it:

1. It was good, but not as good as the book. No movie ever is. But it was good. The scenery was breathtaking.

2. Prince Caspian is smokin’ hot. *

3. Eddie Izzard is Reepicheep, the Chief Mouse. EDDIE
IZZARD!!!!! (Language alert! You’ve been warned!) (Naughty words are in the video, not the film.)

Is that three? I was never good at math. It’s the only thing I ever had in common with Barbie.**

Also: Eddie Izzard is the funniest man in the universe. (Language alert again.) (You might just assume there is always a language alert with Eddie Izzard.) (Letting small children listen would constitute abuse; listening yourself would constitute culture.)

* *Not quite true. I also wore those horrible cats-eye glasses in high school.
**You don’t need money to window-shop.

Mamacita, Scheiss Weekly