Psst. If you live near me, you should know that at the bottom of the hill, gas is $3.19, and a few blocks away at the top of the hill, it’s $3.65.

At one station, cars were lined up clear out into the road, and at the other station, there was nobody.

I won’t tell you which was which. It’s a secret.

What have we come to, when we think $3.19 is a good price for gasoline. . . .

Mamacita, Scheiss Weekly