Two students skipped my class last night. Again.

One of them emailed me about an hour ago. (It’s already Tuesday!)

“missed ur class, did we do nething inportnat?”

To which I replied:

“No, just the usual.”

The usual MIDTERM EXAM, that is.

And no, you can’t come in at your convenience and take it later.

To quote Carole King: “It’s too late.”

Away with you to the registrar, Losers. Drop, drop, drop, and roll.

I capitalized “Losers” because I think of it as your name.

Mamacita, Scheiss Weekly