First day of class: lovely. Seriously, everyone was great. I anticipate a good year.

I do think a grown man who wears a Britney Spears t-shirt to college is perhaps a tad bit off-kilter, though.

Let me re-think that statement.

I do think a grown man who wears a Britney Spears t-shirt, period, is nuckin futz.

It was a midi, too. Ick. Hairy tummy, up in my personal space. Hairy back.

38 years old and still makin’ a statemeeeeent.

Maybe he thought it was manly because he’d ripped the sleeves out?

I think he is in my class tomorrow, too. Maybe he’ll hit me baby one more time.