Why, yes, I HAVE been known to order a Happy Meal so I can give the cool toy to a well-behaved little child right smack in front of an obnoxious little bratty child.

What’s that? I’m making the obnoxious little bratty child feel bad about himself?

I don’t care.

The end.

I am Mamacita. Accept no substitutes!

Hitting the fan like no one else can...

Jane Byers Goodwin
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