This is going to happen to you sooner than you think, young parents. Get your stories synchronized now. Your kids are going to ask you, and they deserve the truth. You should tell them the truth.

Just, um, maybe not all the details. . . .

Oh, and if they say something like “I’m not going to do anything YOU never did,” that’s a good time to have a panic attack.

I am Mamacita. Accept no substitutes!

Hitting the fan like no one else can...

Jane Byers Goodwin
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