Do I seem like the kind of old lady who has African violets, fake ivy, and antique spatterware in her kitchen?

Well, do I?

Darn right I’m not.

I am Mamacita. Accept no substitutes!

Hitting the fan like no one else can...

Jane Byers Goodwin
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