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It’s ‘Share the Student Email’ time again.
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Dear profesector,

i honest do kwow ur name its just that other stuff is taking up the room on myh tongetip today. im in ur am class, either 8 or 930, one of thm, and i did not cum in class this or last week for i am cumin down with a th ing. please put all the makeup in ur mailbx and i will send one of my peoples over to get it. it wont be all that early when they cum. i will honest try to cum in ur class next week.
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There’s something I would like to say here, but I wouldn’t touch the line with a ten- foot pole. However, I am not the boss of you, so be my guest.

Maybe I’m more stimulating than I thought?

Whoops. I guess I touched it with a nine-foot pole.

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