I got an email from a student last night.
“I wuddn’t feeling all that great this week so my mom say I could stay home. Did we do anything in class?”
(This question always absolutely infuriates me. Did we do anything in class. Gahhhhhhh.)
Well, let me think here, honey. What did we do in class this week. . . . . oh yes. MIDTERMS.
Hers will be easy to grade. I won’t even need to take off my shoes to figure her percentage.
Don’t you ever look at your syllabus, you stupid twit?
Ahem. I mean, “You really should be more concerned with your academic progress.”
Yeah, whatever. Stupid twit.
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