Some of you won’t like what I’m going to say. I’m saying it anyway.

A woman called 911, complaining that her twelve-year-old daughter was ‘out of control’ and she couldn’t do anything with her.

The dispatcher said, “Do you want us to come out and shoot her?”

The woman was all upset and wanted the dispatcher heavily disciplined.

As for me and Hub, the same word escaped both of us at exactly the same time. “Bitch.”

Complaining woman, you are a loser and you have no sense of humor. Grow up.

Speaking as a mother who once called the police on my own precious son, I feel that I can safely tell you that the dispatcher’s comment should have cracked you up. I know I would have appreciated a little humor that morning. What’s wrong with you?

Scheiss, people have no appreciation for humor these days.