Grammar is a Language Art

Mamacita says: I will have to say that if I were on that jury, I, too, would consider that statement to be one of admission of guilt. Parse that statement and the double negative would, as in math, create a … Continue reading

My Semi-Pornographic Love Affair With Grammar

Mamacita says:  I love a good turn of phrase. I can be swept off my feet by it. I can be swayed and influenced and converted and my vote can be purchased and my virginity can be compromised. . . … Continue reading

Things Nice People Already Know

Mamacita says: 1.  When the elevator door opens, wait until the people inside exit before you enter.  Don’t stand directly in front of the elevator, either; stand to the side so people have room to exit. 2.  When you are … Continue reading

Oh No She Dinnit: Not Safe For Work or With Listening Children

Mamacita says: Remember, I’m not political.  But I recognize a genuinely funny commercial when my daughter sends it to me. Try not to sing along if PEOPLE are about. You might draw a crowd. … Continue reading