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		<title>Bring Back the All-School Sing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Goodwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  Back in the day (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) every American student knew hundreds of songs, all the same songs, for the most part. Every Wednesday morning, kids all over the town would gather in their school&#8217;s auditorium, or cafeteria, and sing. In my little grade school, it was called the All-School Sing. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/children-singing.gif"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2618" title="children singing" src="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/children-singing-300x294.gif" alt="all school sing, music, songs, children" width="300" height="294" /></a> Mamacita says:  Back in the day (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) every American student knew hundreds of songs, all the same songs, for the most part. Every Wednesday morning, kids all over the town would gather in their school&#8217;s auditorium, or cafeteria, and sing. In my little grade school, it was called the All-School Sing. The music teacher was in charge, and she didn&#8217;t &#8216;teach&#8217; the students much of anything. She just started playing and all the older kids joined in, and after a few weeks the younger kids had picked up all the lyrics and joined in, too. It was an awesome way to learn the songs, imitating the cool big kids!</p>
<p>Every kid in my generation and before knew all the words to all the verses of most &#8216;standard American songs.&#8217;  We had songs for every holiday, every season, every celebration known to mankind, yes, even the minority ones. We knew dozens of patriotic songs. Funny songs. Indiana songs.</p>
<p>Even more importantly, we knew the major themes from hundreds of classical selections, because they were taught to us beginning in kindergarten, with age-appropriate lyrics. To this day, my generation can hum great classical music.</p>
<p>I think my generation, and the half-generation after me, were the last to benefit from this fantastic program. Shortly afterwards, it was deemed a waste of valuable class time, and it was done away with.</p>
<p>In my grandparents&#8217; generation and before, music was so important in the schools that if the orchestra lacked a particular instrument or chair, a professional was hired to fill it. If you read &#8220;A Girl of the Limberlost,&#8221; you will see examples of such things. (you really should read that book, but before you do, you have to read &#8220;Freckles.&#8221; It comes first. Both are by Gene Stratton Porter, and are absolutely wonderful. WONDERFUL.)</p>
<p>I still have my music textbooks from grade school. They are full of sweet little songs, most of which use the melodies of famous classical compositions. As children we didn&#8217;t know that, of course, but as we got older and found out what we actually KNEW, we were astounded and felt so cool. The love of those melodies had been instilled in us, and it would never leave us. And it made us seek out the actual compositions themselves, that we might hear it all.</p>
<p>And in the back of each of those books is the synopsis of an entire opera.</p>
<p>What do kids learn in music class nowadays? People like my sister do a fantastic job, considering the limitations put upon them, and the ridiculous even-larger-than-regular-classes student population thrust upon them all at once, but many schools have done away with music altogether, because they need the time for ISTEP review. In most schools, the students wouldn&#8217;t recognize a treble clef if it hit them on the head. And Beethoven is a big dog.  In far too many cases, music class is the opportunity to dump all the kids at once so the REAL teachers can have a break.</p>
<p>I used to quiz my middle school students about songs. Few knew many that weren&#8217;t on MTV. Why don&#8217;t kids these days know anything about real music? Because they aren&#8217;t taught anything about it. And since the schools dropped the ball, others picked it up and ran with it, and our seven-year-olds are wearing thongs and crop tops and running around the playground singing about sex. It&#8217;s sadder than we can even comprehend.</p>
<p>Oh, I don&#8217;t knock their music. I like a lot of it. It&#8217;s just sad that they have nothing in addition to it. They have no firm musical foundation, so they really can&#8217;t say &#8220;this is good because. . . . &#8221; or &#8220;this is terrible because. . . . .&#8221;</p>
<p>And when they hear a song, they don&#8217;t associate it with a person, or a place, or an occurence, or where they were or what they were doing. They associate it with a video. Their musical memories revolve around seeing a celebrity lip-synch.</p>
<p>Kids who are never without earbuds are losing out, too.  Music &#8211; or anything else &#8211; that never ends, isn&#8217;t appreciated because hey, it never ends!  Adults on the job with earbuds buzzing while customers try to talk with them are helping bring us all down, too.  Music for most of these people is defined as &#8220;singing/playing done by somebody else, not me.&#8221;  Is it good music?  They&#8217;ll never know.</p>
<p>No wonder so many things just plain &#8216;suck.&#8217; They suck, because they&#8217;re bad and there&#8217;s no background or knowledge about why they suck.</p>
<p>Personally, I believe that messing with music programs in schools sucks, and I think it affects people&#8217;s lives forever, and I CAN tell you why. And I just did.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 06:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Goodwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  Many years ago, I was teaching Public Speaking in a small farmland high school in southern Indiana. My students&#8217; assignment, one week, was to give an informal &#8220;how-to&#8221; presentation, a brief demonstration of something they personally knew how to do. That week, we all learned how to crochet a chain stitch, how to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Mamacita says:  Many years ago, I was teaching Public Speaking in a small farmland high school in southern Indiana. My students&#8217; assignment, one week, was to give an informal &#8220;how-to&#8221; presentation, a brief demonstration of something they personally knew how to do.</p>
<p>That week, we all learned how to crochet a chain stitch, how to do macrame, how to carve a simple wooden toy, how to change a tire, how to juggle, how to put a belt on a broken vaccuum cleaner, how to put a zipper in a skirt, how to make various color combinations of Easter egg dyes with food coloring and vinegar, and how to make homemade ice cream.</p>
<p>We also learned how to put a suppository up a cow&#8217;s butt, how to take a horse&#8217;s temperature with a rectal thermometer, and how to neuter a bull calf.</p>
<p>It was a really interesting week. I&#8217;ve never been able to look at a rubber band or a razor blade the same way since.</p>
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		<title>The Time Is Always Right To Do What Is Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says: Why is this day a holiday in most communities? (This community doesn&#8217;t consider it a holiday, but that&#8217;s typical for this county.) (None of our schools closed. None of our schools has EVER closed for MLK Day.)(They don&#8217;t close for Veteran&#8217;s Day, either.) However, intelligent, sensitive, educated people understand that today deserves respect [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2730" title="martin-luther-king-jr-right" src="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/martin-luther-king-jr-right-300x300.jpg" alt="martin-luther-king-jr-right" width="300" height="300" />Mamacita says: Why is this day a holiday in most communities? (This community doesn&#8217;t consider it a holiday, but that&#8217;s typical for this county.) (None of our schools closed. None of our schools has EVER closed for MLK Day.)(They don&#8217;t close for Veteran&#8217;s Day, either.) However, intelligent, sensitive, educated people understand that today deserves respect because a man who dedicated his entire life to <strong>peaceful</strong> means of acquiring freedom for all people fully deserves to be recognized, and there are still, shamefully, communities that do not consider this of any importance. Making it a holiday forces people to look at his name on their calendar, if nothing else. If he had advocated violence, it would have been different. Violence does not deserve recognition. If he had advocated &#8220;something for nothing,&#8221; it would have been different. Bums do not deserve recognition. But Dr. Martin Luther King advocated equal rights for all people, not just for whites and not just for blacks and not just for whites &amp; blacks. He dedicated his life to gaining equal rights for EVERYONE. And I can&#8217;t help but listen to a speaker with such beautiful grammar. His grammar enhances his message. </p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/smEqnnklfYs" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe> </p>
<p>May we all have this same dream.</p>
<p> Careful, grammatically-correct language and an almost poetic speaking style will always get my attention. It&#8217;s an assumption on my part, of course, but I associate good grammar with people who actually know what they&#8217;re talking about. Martin Luther King, Jr. definitely knew what he was talking about, and he knew HOW to present it.</p>
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		<title>Plutarch Nailed It.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Goodwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  Guess what. Not every student is ‘more alert’ in the mornings. Believe it or not, many students are nearly comatose early in the morning and their brains spring into action later in the day. This is not always a result of staying up late playing video games, etc. Some people are just wired [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mamacita says:  Guess what.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/night-owl.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2288" title="night owl, vampire, early morning hours, tests" src="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/night-owl-300x225.jpg" alt="Night owl, Mamacita, Scheiss Weekly, education, student" width="150" height="112" /></a>Not every student is ‘more alert’ in the mornings. Believe it or not, many students are nearly comatose early in the morning and their brains spring into action later in the day. This is not always a result of staying up late playing video games, etc. Some people are just wired for night. I’ve often wondered how different standardized test scores would be, if our students were allowed to take them at night instead of so early in the morning. Dawn. You know, when a lot of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">old people </span>administrators are awake.</p>
<p>I’ve read that while younger children are still usually early risers, <a href="http://www.cehd.umn.edu/research/highlights/Sleep/" target="_blank">the average high school student would greatly benefit from school from noon till six.</a>  (This article says that even 8:30 a.m. would be a step in the right direction, but that wouldn&#8217;t have helped me much.)</p>
<p>But noon?  That would have been so wonderful for a kid like me. Even better, for a kid like me, would have been high school from 3 till 9. P.M. I would have been wide awake and alert and ready to learn.</p>
<p>Sadly, such scheduling would not be possible for a variety of reasons, most of them stupid, such as some old principal saying “We’ve never done anything like that before.” Or some old coach saying, “When would we practice?” Like I care about that. (You can play games in the morning. From 7:30 till noon. You know, when you’re more alert.)</p>
<p>The most insidious reason of all, the reason many schools can’t have after-school programs, the reason many schools can’t have field trips during the day, the reason many schools can’t have after-school detention, and the reason many kids can’t stay after school for ANY reason, good or bad. . . .</p>
<p>. . . is because of the bus schedules. They are carved in stone.</p>
<p>I am not putting down bus drivers in any way. Many of them are working two jobs, and can only drive a bus during certain hours of the day. I am, however, totally putting down the mentality that can’t seem to separate convenience of scheduling from welfare of student population. Hire more drivers. Split up the routes. We all have to make adjustments in our jobs when circumstances force us to;  heaven knows I did. When are we going to make adjustments in our school day?</p>
<p>Another issue, of course, is the sad fact that many families rely on older kids to take care of the younger ones after school. Sigh. A different schedule would knock that into a cocked hat.</p>
<p>Employers would have to make a few changes, too. But what’s the difference, really, between a fast-food shift of 5-9 and 6:30-10? Some adult would get an extra hour and a half’s pay?</p>
<p>And, of course, many administrators are getting up there, age-wise. And old people keep early hours. Again, so what?</p>
<p>Teachers with young children? That’s a hard one, because I used to be one of those. But I adjusted for various schedules and so can anyone else. In this town, anyway, there are lots of daycare and sitters who are happy to work later in the evening. Not everyone shuts down at three!!!!!</p>
<p>But again. Adjustments for the sake of our kids. Why are they so hard to make?</p>
<p>Honestly. Sometimes I agree with Plutarch.</p>
<p><em><strong>“Being about to pitch his camp in a likely place, and hearing there was no hay to be had for the cattle, ‘What a life,’ said he, ‘is ours, since we must live according to the convenience of asses!’ ”</strong></em></p>
<p>What brought all of this up? My students today were talking about how wonderful it would have been to go to high school and be alert. It’s not that they didn’t try to be alert. It’s just that for some people, 7:30 in the morning is NO time to be talking about algebra.</p>
<p>I am one of those people.</p>
<p>My name is Mamacita, and I am a night owl.</p>
<p>There are many like me, and we have no rights.</p>
<p>Call the ACLU immediately.</p>
<p>(I have a hard enough time talking about grammar at nine thirty. But my night classes? My 2:00 classes? I’m on top of those, and I even remember what we’ve done in them.)</p>
<p>Equal rights for vampires! Support the ERV!</p>
<p>And how about putting our kids first, for a change?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Mamacita says:  It worries me that so many of our students don&#8217;t have enough schema to make simple connections &#8211; at least, what were once considered simple connections. You know.  Those people, places, events, and stories that EVERYBODY knows? Or, rather, these days, knew. . . . The universe is incomprehensible only to those [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://classacts.diaryland.com/images/willis.jpg" alt="" width="215" height="137" border="0" />  Mamacita says:  It worries me that so many of our students don&#8217;t have enough schema to make simple connections &#8211; at least, what were once considered simple connections.</p>
<p>You know.  Those people, places, events, and stories that EVERYBODY knows?</p>
<p>Or, rather, these days, knew. . . .</p>
<p>The universe is incomprehensible only to those who don&#8217;t have any imagination, and imagination is available only to those with the ability to make connections.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll go a step further, so get your dukes ready to put up.</p>
<p>After a certain age, the ability to make connections is dependent on one&#8217;s personal choices.</p>
<p>Small children are prisoners in their homes, and must rely on their parents, or other adults, for their surroundings and what they&#8217;re exposed to.  Good parents, of course, make sure their children are surrounded by fairy tales, nursery rhymes, stories of all kinds, poetry, plays, lively discussion that requires knowledge and invites participation, encouragement, sharing, generosity, etc.  Poor parents set their kids in front of the TV and go about their business.</p>
<p>It is only by exposure to the universe that we can hope to make sense of it, and discover that sense is the least of it.</p>
<p>The more we know, the more we CAN know.  This requires vocabulary.</p>
<p>The more words we know, the more connections we can make.  The more connections we can make, the more we can understand.  The more we can understand, the more we know.  The more we know, the more we want to know.  It&#8217;s a cycle, a not-vicious circle of wonder and wit and whimsy and understanding and the wanting to understand more and more and more.</p>
<p>Sadly, all some people want to know is when Jerry Springer is on tonight, what&#8217;s for dinner, and who won the game.  Their children&#8217;s questions are answered with variations of &#8220;How would I know?&#8221; and &#8220;Don&#8217;t bother me; I&#8217;m exhausted.&#8221; and &#8220;Ain&#8217;t that what you go to school for?&#8221;  And worse.</p>
<p>We are facing a planet run by people who know nothing that isn&#8217;t literal.  They are very good (or not) at bubbling in answers, making their mark heavy and dark, but who have no idea where the planets got their names, or why William Tell shot an apple off his son&#8217;s head, or what the words &#8220;homogenized&#8221; and &#8220;pasteurized&#8221; mean on the milk carton.  Heck, tons of &#8220;educated&#8221; people couldn&#8217;t even pronounce &#8220;homogenized&#8221; or &#8220;pasteurized.&#8221;  Or read them.  Or know that the words on the outsides of our food cartons, bottles, etc, indicate what&#8217;s inside.</p>
<p>Or that Humpty Dumpty was far more than an egg.  Or even that he was an egg at all.</p>
<p>Our nursing homes (well, not mine!) will be chosen by people who speak only one language (you know, the proper one. . . .), can&#8217;t read music, don&#8217;t know the point of origin of anything, give up at once if something is difficult, don&#8217;t have anything whatsoever memorized (except the TV Guide listings), will tip the coat-check girl more than they&#8217;re willing to pay the babysitter, and think Jeopardy is boring.  The fate of the planet will soon be in the hands of people who will have to Google every simple thing because they don&#8217;t have the skills or schema to hold anything much in their heads.  They know what kind of bedroom furniture Brittney or Angelina or Lindsay have, but they couldn&#8217;t name a single living scientist.  Music consists of four chords and a lot of near-rhymes.   They know jokes about Helen Keller but they don&#8217;t know who she really was.  Or even THAT she really was.  They can&#8217;t write cursive, or read it.  And they&#8217;ve got thumbs like Popeye&#8217;s from texting 24/7 instead of paying attention to the world.  Many of them wouldn&#8217;t know who Popeye is.  Or that those big constantly tapping thumbs are &#8220;opposable.&#8221;  Or what that even means.  Of the world of inferentials, they know nothing.</p>
<p>This current trend of schools not requiring memorization, homework, or the actual earning of merits has got to end.  There are already far too many stupid people in the world; we don&#8217;t need any with a diploma in their hands.  A person who doesn&#8217;t earn it doesn&#8217;t deserve it.</p>
<p>A diploma is only for students who have proven knowledge.  A diploma is not for showing up, self-esteem, or keeping friends together.  An employer has the right to assume that a diploma represents actual earned merit, and that every holder of a diploma is literate enough to not only survive in this world but also to help others survive.  I have no problem whatsoever with holding students in a particular level until they themselves, with no outside help, prove &#8220;master enough&#8221; to earn the right to move up a notch.  Promotion is not a right; it&#8217;s the consequence for earned proof of literacy.</p>
<p>By not requiring that our students earn as much knowledge as possible, and by not requiring that students prove it, we are ensuring that our planet will be flushing itself down the toilet of repeated history, misunderstandings and lack of understanding, and the extolling of ignorance as the norm, instead of the shameful and easily remedied thing that it actually is.</p>
<p>Bring it on, youngsters.  If you have the schema to do it.</p>
<p>P.S.  I am not afraid of the word &#8220;stupid.&#8221;  It is NOT the same thing as &#8220;ignorant.&#8221;  We are all ignorant in many areas, but we are only stupid if we refuse to try when we have the chance.  And yes, there are an awful lot of stupid people out there.</p>
<p>P.P.S.  If you are not a careful reader and try to accuse me of being insensitive to special needs students, please see the above paragraph.</p>
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		<title>Testicles.  Testicles and Thighs.  And Angels.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Goodwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  I am a &#8216;word&#8217; person. A language person. In my classes, I jump on almost any excuse to highlight a particular word and force my students to take it back to its point of origin. I&#8217;ve done this for a zillion years, and I&#8217;m still doing this. It is , of course, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://classacts.diaryland.com/images/jacobandtheangel.jpg" alt="" width="196" height="148" border="0" /> Mamacita says:  I am a &#8216;word&#8217; person. A language person.</p>
<p>In my classes, I jump on almost any excuse to highlight a particular word and force my students to take it back to its point of origin. I&#8217;ve done this for a zillion years, and I&#8217;m still doing this.</p>
<p>It is , of course, <span style="text-decoration: line-through;"> the high point of their day </span> something they&#8217;re used to now, and have even come to expect. Well, today it might have been a high point.</p>
<p>Today, we were discussing grammar via a selection in the text that highlighted legal precedures. The words &#8216;testimony,&#8217; &#8216;testify,&#8217; and &#8216;testimonial&#8217; kept coming up.</p>
<p>Coming up. Mwahahahahahaha. . . . .</p>
<p>Although there are some who do not agree, many scholars, theologians, and historians DO agree that the word in all its aspects hearkens back to. . . . testicles.</p>
<p>Some of the ancients swore in court by holding on to their testicles. In the Old Testament, Abraham&#8217;s servant swore an oath by placing his hand &#8220;under the thigh&#8221; of his master. (This is a euphemism for &#8216;penis.&#8217; The ancients seldom used the word itself because it was considered sacred.) (See laughter above.)</p>
<p>Jacob tricked his brother out of his inheritance, but he didn&#8217;t get blessed until after he wrestled with the angel -  when an oath was made for a blessing &#8211; by putting his hands on the angel&#8217;s testicles. And many scholars believe that the &#8220;sinew that shrank&#8221; was actually. . . .well, you know. And we are advised not to eat it.</p>
<p>Hey, no problem here.</p>
<p>Well, actually, there is a problem here. The problem is that now I have this stupid <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002IX7/ref=pd_sim_music_1/002-7283185-9365665?v=glance&amp;s=music">Twisted Christmas </a>song running through my head:</p>
<p>Grahbe Yahbalz like Michael Jackson,<br />
Fa la la la la, la la la la. . . .</p>
<p>Well, you get the picture. Now try to remove the picture. Not so easy, is it.</p>
<p>I am really not a crude person, at least not most of the time. I am really a gentle person. But life can be so darn funny, it would be inconsiderate not to laugh.</p>
<p>P.S. Do not confuse &#8216;testicles&#8217; with any of his brothers, such as Pericles, Sophocles, or Heracles.</p>
<p>P.P.S. Yes, I said Heracles. Hercules is just. . . . wrong. I&#8217;d blame Disney, because even though I love Disney I like to blame Disney for plotlines gone perverted, but people were saying and spelling it wrong long before Disney stepped in. The word is &#8220;Heracles.&#8221; Not &#8220;Hercules.&#8221; He was named for Hera. Heracles.   Hera hated him, as she hated all her husband&#8217;s children by other women, but he was her namesake, nevertheless.</p>
<p>This is how I lecture.  Come on over.</p>
<p>You may now go back to your usual programming.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  I have never been able to understand why some people consider other people&#8217;s business to be their business, too.  I mean, shouldn&#8217;t they at least wait to be asked before chiming in with an opinion, piece of advice, or any kind of diatribe? Some people prefer paper; others prefer plastic.  Is it any [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mamacita says:  I have never been able to understand why some people consider other people&#8217;s business to be their business, too.  I mean, shouldn&#8217;t they at least wait to be asked before chiming in with an opinion, piece of advice, or any kind of diatribe?</p>
<p>Some people prefer paper; others prefer plastic.  Is it any of my business?  No.  I prefer paper &#8211; the kind with handles &#8211; but it&#8217;s still none of your business.</p>
<p>Cloth diapers?  Disposables?  Honestly, was there EVER a topic less anybody&#8217;s business other than the one who has to do all the diaper-changing?</p>
<p>Does it really matter how we dress our children as long as they&#8217;re protected from the elements and decently covered?  It does not.  If you don&#8217;t like the way my children are dressed, that&#8217;s too bad.  I think your kids look like little hookers and pimps, but I&#8217;m not going to tell you that.  My kids got to choose their own outfits, and it didn&#8217;t bother me in the least that my son wore sweat pants until 5th grade or that my daughter spent most of her &#8220;at home&#8221; time in a frilly full slip.  Big deal.  As for how they dressed when they played outside in hot weather. . . well, it was fun while it lasted, wasn&#8217;t it, kids.</p>
<p>Note:  if you DO allow your kids to go out in public dressed like pimps and whores, don&#8217;t act all shocked or surprised if someone tries to buy the advertised product.  The world is full of ignorance and perversion, and parents who let their kids dress like that are, in a way, both.</p>
<p>Are you in love with a man?  A woman?  A man who used to be a woman?  A woman who used to be a man?  I don&#8217;t care.  I have all kinds of friends, and I like them all.  None of that is any of my business.  Or yours.</p>
<p>Did you choose to breastfeed your kids?  I think that&#8217;s lovely.  Did you choose to bottlefeed?  I think that&#8217;s lovely, too.  Really, it&#8217;s none of my business how you fed your babies, and it&#8217;s none of yours, either.  Fighting over which method is best is silly, childish, selfish, and makes me think you&#8217;re not all that secure or confident about your own choices.</p>
<p>If your kid is parking his Harley, hanging his leather jacket over the back of a chair, grabbing a bag of Fritos and a ham sandwich, ogling a Playboy, and then demanding to be breast or bottle-fed, expect society to give you the stinkeye, but even so, it&#8217;s still nobody else&#8217;s business if you&#8217;re a bunch of weirdos or not.</p>
<p>Worship however you please &#8211; or not.  Drive any kind of vehicle you want.  It&#8217;s none of my business what brand of cheese you buy.  It&#8217;s none of my business if your kids know Harry Potter by heart, or if you have banished all things HP to the back of the line behind your row of Disney fairy tales, because of their witchcraft and spell content.  Wait, was that in HP or in your Disneys?  Hmmm.  Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo was a spell, wasn&#8217;t it.  Oh dear.</p>
<p>Speaking of inconsistency &#8211; that&#8217;s really the only thing I despise.  If you&#8217;re going to ban Harry Potter ,because of the witches and evil, you&#8217;d better not have Disney&#8217;s Sleeping Beauty, Little Mermaid, Snow White, Beauty and the Beast, etc, in your home, either, because if you ban one and not the others, you&#8217;re a hypocrite.  And I loathe hypocrisy.</p>
<p>Even so, it&#8217;s still none of my business if you&#8217;re a hypocritical git.</p>
<p>Do what you want.  Let others do the same.  Back off.  Shut up.  Lay off.  Etc.</p>
<p>The majority of what other people do is none of your business.  Live your own life, and don&#8217;t throw stones unless you&#8217;re perfect, yourself.</p>
<p>That would, of course, be nobody.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  I worry about the future. I worry about the future for different reasons than most people&#8217;s reasons.  I worry about the future because present generations aren&#8217;t learning about the past. Seriously.  Our students don&#8217;t seem to have anything to make connections to, these days.  They believe ridiculous things on Facebook updates.  They don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mamacita says:  I worry about the future.</p>
<p>I worry about the future for different reasons than most people&#8217;s reasons.  I worry about the future because present generations aren&#8217;t learning about the past.</p>
<p>Seriously.  Our students don&#8217;t seem to have anything to make connections to, these days.  They believe ridiculous things on Facebook updates.  They don&#8217;t associate Lincoln with the Civil War.  They think the Disney versions of fairy tales are the original versions.  They don&#8217;t know that the Little Mermaid died.  They don&#8217;t know any nursery rhymes.  They can&#8217;t finish a line of poetry.  They don&#8217;t know why Paul Revere rode through the streets.  They don&#8217;t understand the difference between a comparison and a contrast.  They are uncertain about antonyms and synonyms.  Most of them have never used a thesaurus.  Some of them have never heard of a thesaurus, and when they hear the word, they think it&#8217;s a dinosaur.  Most students think a dictionary is good only for a definition, and if they don&#8217;t know how to spell a word, they can&#8217;t find it.</p>
<p>I worry about a future wherein the so-called &#8220;educated&#8221; population has nothing filed away in their heads, but rely on Google to find out the simplest things.  I worry about a future that has me picturing, in my head, surgeons googling the whereabouts of the spleen with the patient on the table.  Already, we have a population that doesn&#8217;t know how to do math without a calculator.</p>
<p>TV shows make stupid people seem like the norm, and ignorance seem like the ideal.  Our schools are emphasizing conformity and punishing creativity.  Physical ability is trophied even while much of the population&#8217;s physical ability is atrophied.  Academic success is pretty much ignored lest some kid&#8217;s self-esteem suffer because he/she can&#8217;t do &#8220;it&#8221; as well.</p>
<p>Excellent work that, a generation ago, would have been put up on the wall so all could see and benefit and honor it, is now hastily shunted away because not everybody can do that well.  Kids who can&#8217;t do that well now no longer have examples of what things could be like if they worked harder, etc.  Bright, fast kids are advised to slow down, and ignorant teachers &#8220;reward&#8221; them by giving them more of the same or, even worse, relegating them to the hallway where they spend the day tutoring slow kids.</p>
<p>I worry about the future because people know nothing about the past these days.  I worry about the future because people are spending the present letting other people think for them.</p>
<p>What kind of future is in store for our children if they are not taught about the past, and encouraged to do things more than one way, and encouraged to apply and connect this with that, and that with the other?</p>
<p>Education is about connections.  If our students have nothing in their heads, lives, or experiences, what sense can they make about anything?  How can things be relevant if there is no relativity?</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had students who couldn&#8217;t follow the directions on a box of brownie mix.  Oh, they could read the directions, but they weren&#8217;t sure about teaspoons, tablespoons, and measuring cups.  Imagine.</p>
<p>Speaking of &#8220;imagine,&#8221;  I&#8217;ve had students who had a hard time imagining anything because imagination requires connections, too.  Image-ing is possible only with prior knowledge &#8211; schema.  How can we create the &#8220;magic&#8221; part of &#8220;i-mage-ing&#8221; unless we know as much as possible about as many things as possible?</p>
<p>The more schema we can bring to the table, the more connections we&#8217;re able to make.  The more connections we make, the more we can understand.  The more we understand, the more we learn.  The more we learn, the more we know.  The more we know, the better able we are to cope and improve the universe.  Not to even mention those  sofa Jeopardy wins.</p>
<p>As for those teachers who advocate &#8220;no memorizing, no studying, no homework, no proving knowledge or mastery, and almost total dependence on electronics,&#8221; I have only this to say.</p>
<p>Bullshit.  You&#8217;re all full of bullshit.</p>
<p>And this from Mamacita, who advocates tech so thoroughly and enthusiastically that my students who don&#8217;t use the social networking that they were told to use are left out of the announcement loop altogether.</p>
<p>P.S.  Dear Students:  Midterms are this week.  If you skived off class and didn&#8217;t check Twitter, Facebook, Google +, or email, you&#8217;ve got a big surprise coming.</p>
<p>And if you aren&#8217;t able to make connections, it won&#8217;t do you much good to show up, anyway.</p>
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		<title>Not To Mince Words: Some Parents Are Scum</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 08:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Goodwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  I used to look at my young students every day and wonder what they went home to every night. Sometimes I did know, and my heart broke for them daily. With others, I had no idea. When a child comes to school in rags, shoes held together with tape and rubber bands, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Outrageous.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2745" title="Outrageous" src="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Outrageous-234x300.jpg" alt="" width="234" height="300" /></a>Mamacita says:  I used to look at my young students every day and wonder what they went home to every night. Sometimes I did know, and my heart broke for them daily. With others, I had no idea. When a child comes to school in rags, shoes held together with tape and rubber bands, it&#8217;s pretty much a done deal that there&#8217;s trouble at home. Usually, these children were ravenous because the only &#8216;decent&#8217; meal they ever got was at school so Monday mornings, so they RAN from the bus to the cafeteria for that free breakfast that was sometimes the first food they&#8217;d had since their free Friday lunch.</p>
<p>Most of the time, THOSE parents never darkened the door of the school for any reason. Occasionally, one of them would actually show up for a conference, and I would sit there on the other side of the table gritting my teeth and gripping a pencil so tight that sometimes it broke, because nine times out of ten, the parent of my raggedy little starveling was dressed pretty darn well, and it was rare that he/she didn&#8217;t reek of cigarette smoke. In other words, money WAS being spent, but not on the child.</p>
<p>Cigarettes in the purse, no socks on the child. Beer in the refrigerator, no decent shoes for the child. Nice clothes on the adult, rags on the child.  Warm winter coat on the adult, a t-shirt on the child.</p>
<p>I can feel my blood pressure rising as I remember it.</p>
<p>Why, why, WHY, when these poor kids are constantly removed from these &#8216;homes,&#8217; are they just as constantly put right back in to be mistreated just like before? Sometimes, in fact most times, &#8216;keeping the family together&#8217; is NOT important. Sometimes, splitting a family apart is the best thing that could ever happen to it. When parents do not behave like adults, they have no business inflicting it on innocent children. Get the kids out of that house, and put them where they&#8217;ll be fed and clothed and loved. Any adult who would buy cigarettes when his/her child has no socks, is a monster, not fit to raise a child. Addictions? Cry me a river. The needs of children always come before any needs of an adult. And especially before an adult&#8217;s hobby, toy, or habit.  In fact, the needs of children come before ANYTHING remotely to do with an adult.</p>
<p>&#8220;Wahwahwah, don&#8217;t I deserve to have a life?&#8221;  Actually, no, you don&#8217;t.  Not until you have made sure your children&#8217;s needs have been taken care of, and, sadly enough for you, sometimes the bars have closed by the time you can go.  Of course, there&#8217;s always the 24-hour WalMart &#8211; you can throw a t-shirt on over your thong and your spike heels and get your cigarettes there.  Hey, you might even show up later on People of Walmart!  8-year-old Susie can watch the younger kids till you get home.  Wake her up and put her to work; she&#8217;s used to it.</p>
<p>Look around. Every person has a story to tell. Sometimes you can tell by their outsides, and sometimes you can&#8217;t.</p>
<p>Most of the time, that story has something to do with their home, and who was there, and who WASN&#8217;T there.</p>
<p>Some people are parents via biology or adoption, and others are parents via fate. There is no guarantee which kind will be the best kind.</p>
<p>I would bet money, though, if I had any money, that an adult who would put his/her own selfish wants and addictions over and above the needs of a little child, is not even going to be in the running. Shame on them. Shame, and more shame.</p>
<p>I do not understand many things in this world, and one of them is this: when &#8220;everybody&#8221; knows a home is not a fit place for a child, why does &#8220;everybody&#8221; talk about that fact, yet allow the child to remain in the home?</p>
<p>&#8220;What a shame, those poor kids, alcohol, drugs, prostitution, gambling, live-in lovers, possible molestation. . . . .&#8221; and then we watch them get on the bus, knowing they&#8217;re going &#8220;home&#8221; to hell house.</p>
<p>I know that mistakes are made all the time, in removing children from so-called &#8216;homes,&#8217; but I think even more mistakes are made all the time in NOT removing children. Why should their worthless parents have all the rights, and the children have none?</p>
<p>I am so down tonight. I wish I could gather up all these kids and wash them, and feed them, and put clean socks on their feet, and intact shoes, and pretty clothes. I wish I could fill Christmas stockings and Easter baskets for them, and hug them, and give each one a doll or toy of some kind that would be their very own and nobody else&#8217;s. And if their worthless deadbeat parent tried to take it and sell it for drugs or booze, I hope a sensor in it would explode and wipe that bum off the face of the earth. Peace on earth, yes.</p>
<p>Read it right: &#8220;Peace on earth to men of good will.&#8221;</p>
<p>The other kind can bite me.</p>
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		<title>Wherein I Mourn the Death of Common Sense, and Admit to my Fogeyness</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane Goodwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mamacita says:  I hate to think I&#8217;m turning into a fogey, or, even worse,  am already there, but it seems to me that people are getting more and more ignorant by the minute.  It doesn&#8217;t seem as though they&#8217;re doing it accidentally, or against their will, either; it seems as if they&#8217;re happy being ignorant  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/commonsense.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2261" title="commonsense" src="http://www.janegoodwin.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/commonsense-300x180.jpg" alt="common sense, uncommon sense" width="300" height="180" /></a>Mamacita says:  I hate to think I&#8217;m turning into a fogey, or, even worse,  am already there, but it seems to me that people are getting more and more ignorant by the minute.  It doesn&#8217;t seem as though they&#8217;re doing it accidentally, or against their will, either; it seems as if they&#8217;re happy being ignorant  and don&#8217;t intend to do anything about it.  It&#8217;s willful.</p>
<p>I do have a few questions for these people and for those <span style="text-decoration: line-through;"> piss poor teachers </span> who enable them, however.  Here we go:</p>
<p>How can you understand the present and make sure the future is viable if you don&#8217;t know anything about the past?  Education is all about connections!</p>
<p>How can you understand people, things, times, and everything else if you don&#8217;t read?  Whether you&#8217;re holding an actual book in your hands and turning the paper pages with a moistened finger, or holding an actual book in your hands and turning the on-screen pages with a swipe of a (hopefully) dry finger, people who read know more and understand more and have more schema to bring to the table and are therefore more able to make connections between and among all kinds of diverse things which makes them smarter and more capable of surviving when the bomb drops and we&#8217;re all living in caves and fending off radiation burns, keloid scars, and the &#8220;grasshoppers&#8221; among us who never saw it coming, didn&#8217;t believe it if they DID see it coming, and figured they&#8217;d just mooch off the rest of us if it did come.  Nonreaders have only one world in which to live, and how sad is that?  It&#8217;s all about the connections!</p>
<p>What kind of person am I?  I am apparently a mean, selfish git who thinks people need to bone up* on everything they can get their hands on so they will be at least somewhat prepared even for the unthinkable, or for a long airplane trip, or a debate. Or Jeopardy.  Or to justify their existence. . . . .</p>
<p>Because, you know, there may come a time &#8211; and our lights here have been flickering on and off in this storm for an hour or so, just tonight &#8211; when we don&#8217;t HAVE access to Google, and those who don&#8217;t believe in memorizing or learning facts or making connections, etc, will find themselves clueless in a world that requires actual knowledge, not just some kind of simple willful ignorance that honestly believes a keyboard and a monitor will answer any questions they might have as they skip through life empty-headed.</p>
<p>These people claim that imagination and creativity will take the place of knowledge, but they don&#8217;t understand that imagination and creativity, without knowledge, have nothing to work with.  Wings are best when there are also roots to count on, and vice versa.  One without the other is pretty bland, boring, and sad.  And useless.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a computer fanatic/geek/nerd myself, you know.  I am also imaginative, whimsical, and flighty to the point of absurdity.  But I have also accumulated, and continue to accumulate, enough schema that I can apply it to life in general and understand that to be one-sided, or even merely two-sided, isn&#8217;t enough.  In order to get the most out of life, we need to be multi-faceted.  To be otherwise is to render oneself pretty much useless, boring, outdated, and, not to mince any more words, pathetic.</p>
<p>L.M. Montgomery, who is one of my favorite authors, summed it up beautifully in<strong><em> A Tangled Web:</em></strong></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Why,Mother? What can you say against him?&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing in him,&#8221; said Mrs Howard feebly. She thought it rather a poor reason, not realizing that she was actually uttering the most serious indictment in the world.</em></p>
<p>==</p>
<p>There is so much wonder and whimsy out there,  and so many awesome things waiting to be found out by us, and everybody can have a shot at them.  Why do so many people choose not to even try?  And what good are such people, anyway?</p>
<p><em>The world is full of abundance and opportunity, but far too many people come to the fountain of life with a sieve instead of a tank car&#8230; a teaspoon instead of a steam shovel. They expect little and as a result they get little<span style="font-size: x-small;">.</span><strong>  </strong>&#8211; Ben Sweetland</em></p>
<p>==</p>
<p><em>The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper<strong>. </strong>&#8211; Eden Philpotts</em><strong></strong></p>
<p>==</p>
<p>*  Heh, she said &#8220;bone.&#8221;<strong><br />
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