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All For Want Of A Strong Stud

Mamacita says:  Once upon a time, there was a lady who had two sweet little cats named Vera and Millie.  One day, it was discovered that Vera and Millie liked to pee on the carpet on the landing at the foot of the stairs, behind a big mirror which was supposed to be hanging on the hall wall but which was at that time still sitting on the carpet leaning against the landing wall because the lady had yet to find a strong enough stud to support it.

The lady thought for a while about stuffing both cats in the crockpot and serving them up for a weekend brunch, but decided to forgive them, clean the carpet, hang the mirror, and pretend nothing bad had happened at all.

After all, once a lady has found a nice, big, strong stud, any ending is BOUND to be a happy one.

The end.  :)     :)    :)

P.S.  P.U.

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  1. Darn! I thought by the title of your post that I was going to read something about a house falling down “for want of a strong stud”!
    :-)

    1. Magical Mystical Teacher on September 26th, 2009 at 6:27 am

  2. Can you say “Grey Gardens”???

    :)

    2. TS on September 25th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

  3. My favorite disgusting cat moment was when Valentine took a dump in the litter box and vomited onto the litterbox while pooping. I unfortunately also had to watch it happen. Normally, I would scoot a puking cat onto the linoleum for easy cleanup, but in this case that was impossible, for obvious reasons.

    3. Belle on September 25th, 2009 at 11:09 am

  4. LOL…..I know all about PU! But so far, my kitties are keeping it in the litter pan (mostly)

    4. kenju on September 24th, 2009 at 11:03 pm

  5. The whole time I was watching that, I was mesmerised by her tail, and thinking, “tick, tock, tick, tock…..”

    5. Shylah on September 24th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

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